faggotry

Oh what another gloomy chok day it is.. Three days straight caught with annoying cough and colds which left me no choice but to stay in my room for another slumber days. I’m basically stuck infront of my monitor by all chance and I’m crippled from my usual restless feet galoring together with the gay squad. Urgh! Blame it to the ever-changing tropics weather we have lately. Good thing this got me the day before I had my offdays so I was able to avoid too much aircon exposure in the office which is definite in making my situation worse. I did not mind going to the doc for check-up since I feel that this is just a petty cough and colds drama I can manage. A combo of Paracetamol and Solmux plus liters of water will soon put me back in my normal loud state. I just hope ASAP before I head back to work tonight… Goodluck! I still thank God though for somehow making me feel sick coz it made me realize I’m a human too in flesh. That I shouldn’t be abusive of my own health. Owwws.. Hihihi…

Meanwhile, here’s a clip of my first ever office runway fashioning. I’m excited to post this! It’s not big-time so don’t expect much. You know me, I’m a small girl who dream big of being a Runway Princess someday..

This is it!

PS: You need to tilt your head 45 degrees to the left for a better view since this was captured in portrait mode using my friend’s phone. It’s his bad not mine so bear with it. Joke! Hihihi… Here it is!

vi-a-v as always!

I woke up this morning around 7:26 and the first thing that popped up in my mind is to do some little pictionary today since I haven’t done that for weeks already. So after doing my basic early beauty regimen and taking my breakfast, I decided to play around the built-in cam of my laptop and click click click!

So gay noh! Hahaha! vi-a-v!

Ola chica! It’s my off day and time to do some sissyfication again! Whatchathink of the pose my sweet reader?… Don’t you just love it?! LOL! Spread your wings and prepare to fly, for you’ve become a Butterfly… Mimi is dat chu?.. Hahaha! It took a while before my awsome photographer Diva got the perfect shot and ohmigee I look so relax in that pic noh but honestly, it hurts my butt like hell! Hihihi.. That’s it for now! Til my next post! vi-a-v!

It’s Sunday again everyone! Nothing much for today but random faggoting and keeping FCC for-e-vah! Hihihi..

vi-a-v my dear sweets! moi bena~!

Hollaaahh! 8 straight days from blog hibernation and I’m all out back! I know! 5 days in Manila plus 3 days in my Leyte roots equals to major fun! Supahhr dupahh! Right after my graveyard work on Wednesday last week, I went straight ahead to the airport to catch my 12:05nn flight to Manila and for the life of me did not waste any chica get-together with my lovely friends here and there. In fact, I felt like a superstar on the snatch which I purely love! Ya’know! Attention is what keeps me glowing like a Swarovski crystal noh! Cherfer! Hihihi.. Honestly, I already miss my crazy friends back at the metro. *Sob* Being away from a circle whom you’ve spent much time doing crazy stuff back in your college days is somewhat heartbreaking. They’re your outside family. You’re major outlet when you wake up having a very frizzy hair.. Hayyy.. Friends for keeps to my Pampams and B-Street Gang! Love you peeps and pimps! Bena is missing you mucho already… Til my next visit..

Anyhoo, I was once again sleep deprived in the entirety of my stay there but whatevs! My energizer bunny almost failed but this opportunity seldom happens so Go! Go! Go! Besides I’m not filthy rich to travel anytime I want. Despite the fact that I’m such a thrifty pig, time is not an easy hold for me as well. So, with all that being said, I’m happy to be back my dear sweets! Hate or love it! Bang! I’M BACK! vi-a-v! moi bena~!

Camwhoring has never look this fabulousa ever! Ohlalah charing-gola! Hahaha! Oh well, boredom can really lead you to do something creative noh.. poof@#%$~!

vi-a-v everyone! moi bena!

Happy Monday everyone!!

vi-a-v!

Moi bena~!

Plump as I am?.. Feel like a bouncing blubber already?.. Now get yourself ready with this! A very interesting new diet you can try that will absolutely melt the fats inside you .. Sounds like it huh?.. *wink* It’s very very simple and define effortless. All you need to do is print a life-size tarpaulin of Sasha P.’s divine Vogue editorial photoshoot and paste it on the walls of your room.. And boom! If the carnivore in you attack, just stare at the picture and surely you’ll end up bypassing your starvation.. Still hungry?.. Don’t think so noh.. Hihihi..

Or maybe you can try raisins+non-fat milk diet which i’m into for a week already.. It’s fun and healthy at the same time. And the good thing is you don’t feel hungry at all.. Munch like a goat dear! Meeeeeehhh… So, watchathink? Sasha’s mural or raisins+milk diet? You decide..

Fag! Fag! Fag! That’s all! Hihihi

Long before I graduated college, I’ve always wanted to be a supermodel, gracing on the runways of fashion capitals of this planet and glamorously covering ad campaigns for Dior, LV, Gucci, Prada, YSL, Lanvin, Balenciaga, Chanel, D&G and the rest of all those high-end labels here and there. Ladies of the world will definitely envy and curse me to hell seeing my bold and beautiful pictures at its fierceness! Die biatch die! Hahaha! But the reality of time slapped me to be what I am right now - a gorgeous fag who knows how to work it out even just a little. And since that dream is infinitely slim from happening, I push myself hard with the help of photo-chopping to be on the cover of DIIIOOOOORRRR… rawr! Hahahaha! And here’s what I’ve turned into for their F/W08-09 Ad Campaign!

BENA FOR DIOR!

DEFINE GORGEOUSNESS NOH!

HAHAHAHAHA!